Hignurtbusraw is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing mink.

Hignurtbusraw created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Hignurtbusraw, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hignurtbusraw, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Hignurtbusraw's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hignurtbusraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hignurtbusraw on top of all buildings.

2. Always obey Hignurtbusraw's priests.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Hignurtbusraw on top of important buildings.

5. Never skip near swans.