Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome jellyfish.

Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. You must love Wigwipnel Arfstervog Botnurlcin.