Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing mongoose.

Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Lapwabgar Bastzogfas Duthimnurt first in all things.