Mondidvog is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust
mongoose.
Mondidvog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mondidvog, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Mondidvog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Mondidvog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Mondidvog's Holy Commandments1. You must love Mondidvog.
2. You must pray to Mondidvog four times a day.
3. Put Mondidvog first in all things.
4. Never talk about grasshopers.
5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.