Cenxinsakrow is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful mole.

Cenxinsakrow created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenxinsakrow, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenxinsakrow, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cenxinsakrow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cenxinsakrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the north.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.