Cuthubman is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong wasp.

Cuthubman created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthubman, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cuthubman, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cuthubman's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cuthubman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat spinach.