Yarlvidrow is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless centipede.

Yarlvidrow created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvidrow, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarlvidrow, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarlvidrow's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yarlvidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlvidrow.

2. Never laugh near nematodes.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry aardvarks.