Dissmippak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful crow.

Dissmippak created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissmippak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dissmippak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissmippak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dissmippak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear pink skirts.

5. Dissmippak loves eagles, so they must be honoured.