Femnigtail is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil guinea pig.

Femnigtail created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femnigtail, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Femnigtail, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Femnigtail's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Femnigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Do not wear red clothing.