Bunlakxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective dog.

Bunlakxuc created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Bunlakxuc, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunlakxuc, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bunlakxuc's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bunlakxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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