Fotlaktonklenflapgen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing parrot.

Fotlaktonklenflapgen created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotlaktonklenflapgen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fotlaktonklenflapgen, he will make you grow a tail.

Fotlaktonklenflapgen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fotlaktonklenflapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fotlaktonklenflapgen's priests.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fotlaktonklenflapgen on top of all buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fotlaktonklenflapgen.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not speak about bananas.