Dudbonkrut Gupmanmapruttdumsandcintin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witless crow.

Dudbonkrut Gupmanmapruttdumsandcintin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbonkrut Gupmanmapruttdumsandcintin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudbonkrut Gupmanmapruttdumsandcintin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dudbonkrut Gupmanmapruttdumsandcintin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dudbonkrut Gupmanmapruttdumsandcintin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help sick cats.