Dubfidflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing spider.

Dubfidflig created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubfidflig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubfidflig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dubfidflig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dubfidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Dubfidflig three times a day.

5. Dubfidflig must be the most important thing in your life.