Flambonhat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish hedgehog.

Flambonhat created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flambonhat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flambonhat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flambonhat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flambonhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear gray coats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.