Ditsandstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome fish.

Ditsandstrag created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditsandstrag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditsandstrag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ditsandstrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ditsandstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.
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