Wegcabgab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying giraffe.

Wegcabgab created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcabgab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wegcabgab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wegcabgab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wegcabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Fast once a month.