Sinhinstip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective walrus.

Sinhinstip created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhinstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinhinstip, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sinhinstip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sinhinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Sinhinstip's name in vain.