Flabnabben is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered fairy.

Flabnabben created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabnabben, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flabnabben, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flabnabben's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flabnabben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Flabnabben must be the most important thing in your life.