Yattikzan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic donkey.

Yattikzan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattikzan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattikzan, she will curse you with boils.

Yattikzan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yattikzan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.