Sawyimfad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient dragon.

Sawyimfad created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawyimfad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawyimfad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sawyimfad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sawyimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear brown tights.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.