Labrillabpas is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, proud salamander.

Labrillabpas created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labrillabpas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labrillabpas, he will turn you into a slug.

Labrillabpas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Labrillabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.