Jangabgep is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise weasel.

Jangabgep created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jangabgep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jangabgep, she will come to you in dreams.

Jangabgep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jangabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.