Bonkfobhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate troll.

Bonkfobhun created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfobhun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonkfobhun, she will come to you in dreams.

Bonkfobhun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bonkfobhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Never feed tomatoes to otters while wearing cyan shoes.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about stars.