Pogsterlan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous dove.

Pogsterlan created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsterlan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pogsterlan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pogsterlan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pogsterlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must pray to Pogsterlan seven times a day.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.