Pagkaddod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring armadillo.

Pagkaddod created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagkaddod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagkaddod, she will turn you into a snail.

Pagkaddod's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pagkaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagkaddod.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed peas to foxes while wearing orange skirts.