Foblaphog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent dragonfly.

Foblaphog created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Foblaphog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Foblaphog, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Foblaphog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Foblaphog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the east.

5. Run away from pink sharks, for they are unholy.