Rapbigtail is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring fairy.

Rapbigtail created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbigtail, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rapbigtail, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rapbigtail's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rapbigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rapbigtail's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.