Nutbempang is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy dragon.

Nutbempang created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbempang, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nutbempang, it will curse you with boils.

Nutbempang's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nutbempang's Holy Commandments

1. Nutbempang loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.