Ratwatduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest toad.

Ratwatduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ratwatduss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratwatduss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Ratwatduss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ratwatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ratwatduss.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ratwatduss.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.