Quafhitran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate centaur.

Quafhitran created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Quafhitran, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafhitran, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quafhitran's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quafhitran's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet pink.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Quafhitran must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.