Quagnelmob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust raven.

Quagnelmob created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagnelmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quagnelmob, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quagnelmob's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quagnelmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.