Fatlibdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, annoying goose.

Fatlibdap created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Fatlibdap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatlibdap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fatlibdap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fatlibdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never wear tights.