Homflagdab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome jaguar.

Homflagdab created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homflagdab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homflagdab, he will make you grow a tail.

Homflagdab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Homflagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homflagdab.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Respect your elders.