Ruttignell is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing rat.

Ruttignell created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttignell, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruttignell, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ruttignell's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ruttignell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four bats approach from the west.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt sheep.