Flowarfhud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective chicken.

Flowarfhud created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowarfhud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flowarfhud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Flowarfhud's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flowarfhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.