Fudyarpwit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent wolf.

Fudyarpwit created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudyarpwit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudyarpwit, he will turn you into a mole.

Fudyarpwit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fudyarpwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fudyarpwit.

2. Fudyarpwit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the east.