Midstragrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited badger.

Midstragrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Midstragrutt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midstragrutt, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Midstragrutt's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Midstragrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midstragrutt.