Babdavfadsab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, uncaring gnu.

Babdavfadsab created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdavfadsab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babdavfadsab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Babdavfadsab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Babdavfadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Babdavfadsab on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about cell theory.