Natgepdam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ruthless lobster.

Natgepdam created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Natgepdam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natgepdam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Natgepdam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Natgepdam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Natgepdam on top of important buildings.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never think about gravity.