Hitsterlag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering swan.

Hitsterlag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hitsterlag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitsterlag, she will turn you into a mole.

Hitsterlag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hitsterlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.