Cadyaryam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able squirrel.

Cadyaryam created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadyaryam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadyaryam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cadyaryam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cadyaryam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.