Gumtamwee is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful aardvark.

Gumtamwee created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumtamwee, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gumtamwee, it will not care at all.

Gumtamwee's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gumtamwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo shirts.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never hurt nematodes.