Dantagtifviglarnxenneg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm parrot.

Dantagtifviglarnxenneg created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantagtifviglarnxenneg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dantagtifviglarnxenneg, it will remove you from existence.

Dantagtifviglarnxenneg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dantagtifviglarnxenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.