Kipyimcep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome lion.

Kipyimcep created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Kipyimcep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kipyimcep, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kipyimcep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kipyimcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Kipyimcep must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.