Sakpopsak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish dolphin.

Sakpopsak created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sakpopsak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakpopsak, she will manifest in front of you.

Sakpopsak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sakpopsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Sakpopsak.