Sidgilrul Dunbagtip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing fish.

Sidgilrul Dunbagtip created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgilrul Dunbagtip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidgilrul Dunbagtip, it will turn you into a snail.

Sidgilrul Dunbagtip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sidgilrul Dunbagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your feet yellow.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.