Ragfomvon is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless
coyote.
Ragfomvon created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ragfomvon, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ragfomvon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Ragfomvon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Ragfomvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Never mention sharks.
5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.