Mifnillbag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering yak.

Mifnillbag created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnillbag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifnillbag, he will send you a sign.

Mifnillbag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mifnillbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never mention manatees.