Banquafgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet hippopotamus.

Banquafgum created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Banquafgum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banquafgum, he will jump up and down on your head.

Banquafgum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Banquafgum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Banquafgum.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.