Targvonkdib is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured wren.

Targvonkdib created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targvonkdib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targvonkdib, he will turn you into a frog.

Targvonkdib's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Targvonkdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect four tin sculptures of Targvonkdib on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from black tapirs for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Targvonkdib eight times a day.

5. Run away from mauve manatees, for they are unholy.